I don't think you have a future as a clown,sorry, and I never felt your heart was really in computers.
Teaching...Is that your passion? Find that thing you love the most. You love reading and I know you love writing. I think you would make a great English Professor. Although teaching college freshmen might be a bore, it would give you time to write that great novel I know you have within you.
However, it is a decision that you and Leigh need to make together. Let me know how your decision making progresses.
Those of you that picked option 4, never fear. I shall make this ultimate decision using common sense, much research, and my wife's input (weighted towards the last). But I wanted additional input and have recieved it.