Man-Thing

MAN did this THING suck!!! (See what I did there? Clever little joke.) I "watched" this atrocity at a friend's house. We mostly talked to each other over it because it was so bad. The only fun in it was the bald guy. The creature looked little or nothing like the M-T I knew and loved other than the red eyes.
As a side note I realized that Man-Thing/Swamp-Thing is sort of like Greenland/Iceland. Man-Thing is all swamp and no man and Swampy has a man at his core. Weirdness. There was also a lack of Stan Lee as far as I could tell.
Anyway, 0/10 for this stinker. Stay away, stay faaaaaar away.