Dell Renegade...
This is probably about as close as I've come to using "real profanity" on this here blog.
Dell has a computer that costs ten grand! Mother #$(*$#(#!!!
Here's a picture:
This thing can have a terrabyte of HD space, 2 GIGS of RAM, an overclocked processor that's like six GIGAHERTZ. This is for playing GAMES! WTF!!!