I don't know who Joel Osteen is, but I am definately going to start reading the Thinklings. That's some good reading! I had read the comments about the grandmother shooting the intruder in her house, and there was some guy commenting about how he would rather use pepper spray or mace, and I just rolled my eyes, "Another bleeding-heart..." Then I noticed that his name was pink instead of blue, meaning I've checked his website before...
Osteen vaguely resembles Michael Jackson to me. Maybe it's the shiny mullet. Or the gaunt face, that given some white pancake makeup and red, red lips would terrorize the citizenry of Gotham City.
“Seek good, not evil, that you may live. Then the LORD God Almighty will be with you, just as you say he is. Hate evil, love good; maintain justice in the courts. Perhaps the LORD God Almighty will have mercy on the remnant of Joseph.” (Amos 5:14-15) (Read by Max McLean. Provided by The Listener's Audio Bible.)